I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
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Loading... (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading... (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I regretted my sex change. They’re making a documentary about it: Scrotal Recall.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never practice! Anybody who practices anything is guilty of grows in competence.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Slavery is owner us.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
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